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The overly indulgent opening credits marks the beginning of this disease, showing slow motion CG spears and wartime weapons fly across the screen with a black fog-filled backdrop — not unlike the opening credits of ‘ Final Destination 5. Final Thoughts I dare say that there is nothing worse than bad spoof comedy. Founded in April , High-Def Digest is the ultimate guide for High-Def enthusiasts who demand only the best that money can buy. After falling off a cliff during the first battle, Awesomest Maximus washes ashore and is mistaken for a slave and sold off to fight in gladiator battles, during which he kills Testiclees’ cousin. Just like the CG video effects from the opening sequence, the audio starts off in the most fantastic manner, but it doesn’t stick around for long. Because they’re too bad to be screened for press, I’ve only seen one of the many movies that touts itself as being written “by the guys who brought you ‘ Scary Movie ,'” but I don’t see how ‘The Legend of Awesomest Maximus’ can be any different from their ‘Epic Movie.

The sharpness of the image is consistently strong. Of course, Awesomest Maximus shows up just in time. The overly indulgent opening credits sequence looks fantastic. The lackluster audio is right on par with other direct-to-home video movies. I’d even go so far as to say that ‘National Lampoon’s’ is something now worth avoiding at all cost, a scarlet letter warning that the supposed comedy you’re about to watch has been whored out to the lowest-common-denominator of comedic writing. Hotessa wants to be queen so that her gay brother Orlando Gary Lundy won’t take the throne. The negative thing to come from the movie’s sharpness is the fact that it makes all of the bad CG landscapes and effects look even worse by comparison.

Combined with imaging effects and sounds originating from the rear and surround channels, the dynamic mix gives you high hopes for what’s to come — but it all goes drastically downhill after the intro.

No matter how much you like bad comedies, avoid this offensively stupid and unfunny spoof at all costs. I dare say that there is nothing worse than bad spoof comedy. King Erotic Khary Payton is furious, so he gathers his “million man army” and his best warrior, Testiclees Ian Zieringto sail across the sea and storm Troy.

Only one lossy audio selection is available for ‘Awesomest Maximus’ — English 5. Coming Soon to Blu-ray: The narrator interjects quite often, so the contrast between the two volumes is an easily noticeable distraction.

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Matching the horrendous production value is the effortless screenplay. Talk about stretched thin. Aside from several instances of banding and noise, my biggest complain with the film is its overuse of the generic sepia filter.

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Pissed-off Testiclees becomes hellbent on destroying Troy, so he and a few soldiers hide out in a giant wooden Trojan Penis and gain access to the city that way. Hotessa and her father look to Awesomest Maximus to resolve the impending doom, so he consults the Elders and stripper oracles for council.

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Just like ‘Your Highness,’ consistently vulgar language is the basis for all the “comedy.

Aside from a handful of instances where music and effects can be heard in the surround and rear channels, the mix is front heavy. If they had, this would surely feature a red band intro. There’s one desert location, three sets that appear to have been made by a community theater troupe, and a slew of slew of green screen shots with some of the very worst artificial backdrops I’ve ever seen.

The strong video quality only makes the low production value noticeably worse. The void of special features made for a painful but quick reviewing experience — which can actually be considered the part of the Blu-ray. Because they’re too bad to be screened for press, I’ve only seen one of the many movies that touts itself as being written “by the guys who brought you ‘ Scary Movie ,'” but I don’t see how ‘The Legend of Awesomest Maximus’ can be any different from their ‘Epic Movie.

Mqximus, that’s all that happens in this minute movie.

The cover art is exactly what you’d expect from a spoof movie — it’s cluttered with silly unfunny images of people making goofy faces and doing stupid gestures. Of course, Awesomest Maximus shows up just in time. The lackluster audio is right on par with other direct-to-home video movies.

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Fine details like facial pores and object textures can always be seen. The overly indulgent opening credits marks the beginning of this disease, showing slow motion CG spears and wartime weapons fly across the screen with a black fog-filled backdrop — not unlike the opening credits of adesomest Final Destination 5.

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Will Awesomest live up to his godly destiny? English Dolby Digital 5. The vulgarities are overkill within the first five minutes.

If anything, the great depth and details hurts this awedomest by allowing the low production value to shine through. The production value of ‘Awesomest Maximus’ is so low that you can’t even laugh at it. When those don’t work, it stoops to racial and handicapped humor, making fun of Jews, blacks, little people, and kids with Down Syndrome.

The entire film reeks of filler, as if the filmmakers are doing everything possible to stretch this minute bad sketch comedy segment into a feature length movie. Only making matters worse is awrsomest fact that all of the jokes fall flat. Hotessa wants to be sugtitles so that her gay brother Orlando Gary Lundy won’t take the throne.

Just about everything seems to originate from the front and center speakers, causing this lossy track to feel almost as flat as the jokes. The movie feels like it was shot in my backyard for ten whole dollars.

The closet homosexual Orlando doesn’t want his dad to know he’s gay, so he convinces the Greek king’s wife Sophie Monk to come back to Troy with him and pose as his wife. The overly indulgent opening credits sequence looks fantastic. Once upon a time, the words “Nation Lampoon” used to carry some sort of value; now it’s just a stamp slapped on any stupid direct-to-home video movie devoid of comedic content.

Black levels are deep, but a few times result in crushing. There isn’t a single redeeming characteristic to ‘The Legend of Awesomest Maximus. The voice-over narration by Ludacris is loud, crisp, clean and full of resonant bass, but when we hear the dialog spoken by the movie’s characters, it’s much softer. I dare say nothing dubbed “National Lampoon’s” has been worth watching since the first three ‘Vacation’ movies.

Criterion May Titles. After falling off a cliff during the first battle, Awesomest Maximus washes ashore and is mistaken for a slave and sold off to fight in gladiator battles, during which he kills Testiclees’ cousin.

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